TRAINING FOR THE TITLE!

For those of you who know me i have taken up the ancient art form of training to beat the shit out of another human being!

Now I'm not saying that I am going to practice this art for in, say for instance, bars, clubs, weddings, TAB's (for americans this means little casinos in australia where men gamble there families pay checks) or concerts, but I do rather enjoy it!

I have decided to agree with the late great norman mailer on this subject and the subject of the internet which is what you and I are indulging in right now:

On Boxing : "I respect most boxers because they're violent people who learned to discipline themselves ... a good boxer is an artist ... Boxing is existential - some fights are better than others." Norman Mailer

On the Internet : "I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered." Norman Mailer

So Norman.... In your opinion I am developing into violent masturbator with self discipline!

Thank god for that!

HOMELESS

well it has happened guys!

I am "homeless homeless

Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake"

which seems to suit me fine. I think that being a perpetual guest is the life for me for the moment!

here is an example of the type of music you write when you are "HOMELESS".

I know it is somewhat unacceptable for me to think that my situation has anything on apartheid south africa but what a great fucking concert this was!

Well ladies and gentlemen, Its time for me to share a little secret of mine to the world of the interweb!

the most incredibly mind boggling green screen music ever made!

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TALENTED FIRENDS!

Hey everybody,

this is a little clip that was put together by a friend of ours matt hart!

He just hung out with us the day of our secret show at the hopetoun with 'The Paper scissors'.

It was really fun night and I got a little too crazy! Again.

till next time my friends!

WHY KATE BUSH CIRCA 1980 SHOULD BE MY WIFE

Because of this!

Hello all!

Well guys. It has finally happened. I now have a place to constantly haunt you, long after you have gone home to the safety of your computer!

To celebrate the occasion I would love to share a very important new addition to the health industry!

People who know me know that I have 2 great passions in my life.

RIVERDANCE + MASSAGE

So how do you think I reacted when i heard that a very clever woman decided to mix my 2 greatest passions into 1 amazing art form!

Thankyou very much to walmer massage and claudia o'doherty for putting me onto this!