Tuesday, May 26, 2009

TRAINING FOR THE TITLE!

For those of you who know me i have taken up the ancient art form of training to beat the shit out of another human being!

Now I'm not saying that I am going to practice this art for in, say for instance, bars, clubs, weddings, TAB's (for americans this means little casinos in australia where men gamble there families pay checks) or concerts, but I do rather enjoy it!

I have decided to agree with the late great norman mailer on this subject and the subject of the internet which is what you and I are indulging in right now:

On Boxing : "I respect most boxers because they're violent people who learned to discipline themselves ... a good boxer is an artist ... Boxing is existential - some fights are better than others." Norman Mailer

On the Internet : "I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered." Norman Mailer

So Norman.... In your opinion I am developing into violent masturbator with self discipline!

Thank god for that!

2 comments:

  1. you know what reminds me of you, the boxer by simon and garfunkle

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  2. put in a prison cell the one time he coulda been the champion of the world.... heard you on npr today on my evening commute - TKO!!

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